I mentioned earlier that I had cut back to only one online dating profile. I’ve stopped checking my OKCupid, Tinder, and POF because the pool of men was either far too wrong for me or far too far. Now I only check Coffee Meets Bagel (full discloser: I haven’t been check that one very regularly lately).
The concept, if you are not aware, is very similar to Tinder where you swipe right or left but instead of getting a whole bunch at once you get one a day. Logically this would mean you may want to put some thought into your swipe choice, practically though I’m afraid that it is simply not true. I thought it would be better, but so far it’s been a bigger let down than Oklahoma’s Final Four appearance. I mean seriously OU, 95-51…REALLY? But basketball aside, I have had at least a couple of interesting interactions with Coffee Meets Bagel.
Today I bring you the story of a fool. A fool who did not understand the concept of “fooling around.”
Now when I say fooling around I’m sure you all got a pretty clear picture of what is meant. Generally the act of fooling around involves sex or sexual acts. This bagel and I had been chatting via text at this point and he happened to be close by where I live so we agreed to meet up. I offered to meet him for drinks but Mr. Bagel had other ideas. He wanted to meet up and fool around.
I very quickly told him there was no way in hell I was going to drive to meet some stranger and fuck in his car. I may not always be the classiest of ladies, but Jesus Christ! That is a line I will not cross. He then tried to make me believe that fooling around did not imply sex. HA! It was at this point that my sassy button was activated. I told him that I may be from the Midwest and therefore unfamiliar with the language of “civilized” company but where I come from fooling around tends to get one in trouble or worse pregnant.
Needless to say I blocked his number and coffee never did meet bagel.